Santa Banta jokes are a popular Indian joke style that originated in the community. They center on the antics and comic exchanges between Santa and Banta, two characters. For generations, these jokes have made people laugh, bridging cultural divides and offering lighthearted entertainment.
Santa Banta Jokes 1
Santa went to a beer bar.
He ordered a peg of scotch.
After drinking the peg, he looked in his shirt pocket and ordered another peg of Scotch.
Similarly, again and again he would look in his pocket and order scotch.
The waiter of the bar got upset after seeing this.
Waiter- Friend! I’ll keep you drunk all night long, but just tell me what you’re looking for in your pocket before you ask for a drink?
Santa- I am looking at my wife’s photo…when she starts looking good to me then I will understand that it is time to go home.!!
Santa Banta Jokes 2
Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.
‘Oye, Santa,’ hailed Banta, ‘what is in the bag?’
‘Murgiyan – Chickens,’ came the reply.
‘If I guess how many, can I have one?’ asked Banta
‘You can have both of them.’
‘OK,’ said Banta, ‘five.’
Santa Banta Jokes 3
Santa asked Banta: – Banta Bhaiya, what do you call the one who cannot hear?
Banta said: You can say anything, brother, when he cannot hear it.
Santa Banta Jokes 4
Santa- Sir, the brake has failed.
The car is not stopping…!
What should I do…?
Banta- First you switch off the meter…
Santa Banta Jokes 5
Santa and Banta went fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore.
Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.
Banta: Yes, I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
Santa: You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?
Santa Banta Jokes 6
Santa: What do you do if you feel hot?
Banta – I go and sit near the cooler.
Santa: What do you do if you still feel hot?
Banta – Then I start the cooler!!!
Santa Banta Jokes 7
Santa- What is the guarantee of this mirror?
Banta- If you drop it below 100 floors, it will not break even till 99 floors.
Santa- Wow! Then pack this only!
Santa: I’m feeling like a legislative body – Vidhan or Lok Sabha
Banta: What do you mean?
Santa: My stomach is upset.
Banta: What does your stomach have to do with Legislative Assemblies or Parliament?
Santa: I’m passing motion after motion.
Santa Banta Jokes 8
Santa – I could not sleep the whole night.
Banta – Why?
Santa – Throughout the night I dreamed that I was awake.
Santa Banta Jokes 9
Santa goes to see an astrologer.
Astrologer: You are the father of three children.
Santa: Oye Khote! I have four children
Astrologer: That’s what you think!
Santa Banta Jokes 10
Santa got X-ray done.
Doctor- Your bone is broken in your X-ray.
Santa- Well, thank God that the bone was broken in the X-ray itself.
Had it really been broken, it would have cost a lot.
Santa Banta Jokes 11
Santa (at the petrol pump): Hey brother, just put petrol worth one rupee…
Salesman: Brother, where to go after filling so much petrol?
Santa: Hey friend, we are not going anywhere, we keep wasting money like this..!!
Without a doubt, Santa Banta jokes have had a lasting impact on the humor industry. Due to their relatability, simplicity, and capacity for humor, they have become a beloved component of popular culture. Even as their appeal grows, there’s an increasing demand for comedy that is more inclusive and diverse.